Speck Rhodes (Comedy):
The first night I had this thing I was going down the street in Nashville and it was real busy, see. And I was in this traffic and there was a good lookin' blonde and she had a little yellow convertible. And she was right in front of my car and she was just a dartin' in and out of traffic just like that. And I was just a dartin' in and out of traffic right behind her. And we come to a stoplight and she just went to stop all at once. And that girl throwed the brakes on that car and stopped dead still in front of me. I like to hit her. Yessir. I bet you I wasn't that fer from her bumper when I got my car stopped. Sitting there waiting for the light to change I reached over and shoved my cigarette lighter in and that girl said, Whoop!
Porter Wagoner In Person
Recorded Live In West Plains, Missouri
(RCA album LSP 2840)
Billboard New Album Release 2 May 1964